1)"Kutte, kaminey! Main tera khoon pee jaounga!"- Eee! Who does he want to punish? Himself?!!
2)"Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon"- Like you didn't see this coming!! Tut tut!
3)"Tum mere liye mar chuke ho!"- So who're you talking to?... Or hallucinating, are we?
4)"Dosti main, no sorry no thank you"- Yeeeaahh right!!
5)"Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!"- Who does he think he is? Nostradamus? Aakash Vani? Bejan Daruwala?!
6)"Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chod do!"- You cannot be serious, woman!!
7)"Yeh sunne se pehle main mar kyun nahi gayi!"- But you have, now. Rest in Peace!
8)"Maine tumhe kya samjha aur tum kya nikle!"- Personality disorder! Asylum bhejo re!
9)"Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke laayak nahi rahe!"- The glass is always half full uncleji, now the kid's gotten the experience!
And this one's a master piece.
10)"Teri shaadi usse nahi hogi jisse tu pyar karti hai, balki usse hogi jisse mein pyar karta hun! (Utpal Dutt, Golmaal)"- .................. WHAT!!
4 comments:
u took me on a laughter ride !!!!! :) was fun reading, each dialog. plus i read it with d emotion behind them lol :D pat pat shona good job :)
Haahaaa!! Died off laughing!! Seriously lame..Good job!
Hehe, thanks guys! :D :D
hehe!!!
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