1. Don't play with sauce squeeze bottles.
2. Don't buy footwear that only looks pretty.
3. Don't wear white when you're going out to lunch.
4. Don't be in a rush to fall in love.
5. Have good phone manners.
6. Don't shake anybody awake.
7. Do not try to befriend a dog that's barking.
8. When you say you'll get back to someone, get back.
9. REMEMBER birthdays.
10. Have a healthy self esteem.
11. Fairness creams do not work! Deal with it.
12. Listen.
13. Read the instructions before making popcorn.
14. Be nice.
15. Chew, swallow, then talk.
16. When in doubt, shut up. Read about it and get back later.
17. Love your folks. They're the best people ever.
18. Maintain a personal diary.
19. Stay in touch with your close friends. Always.
20. Don't wear a skirt if you have to ride the two-wheeler.
21. Frame some sentences in your head first. You'll know how stupid they sound when you say them.
6 comments:
ashuuuu lol !!!! i agree with d entire thing !!!! lol u'v really learnt babes ! gr8 realization has dawned on u in 21 yrs ! :)
I have to say I second a lot of that stuff...though can I add to it?? 'DO NOT skate around the house in naught but slippers as soon as the maid's done mopping'...'Don't roll off the bed you are sleeping on'...
u write soo well:-) dat i don hav words to comment..all i can say waevr u write is THE BEST!!! jus luv it:-)
@ Anu, Yeah finally! Der aaye, duroost aaye! ;) :D
@ Hohum, that makes a LOT of sense! ;)
@ Sneha, Thank you sooooo much! Muah! :D :D
ROFL!!!! I must say...i pretty much wen through d same experiences.. but did learn from YOUR consequences on no. #5 :p , #8, #9 lol lol
@ Evi, Doggieeee!! :P ;)
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